doozierthanthou:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

ursik-l:

furbearingbrick:

an-anxious-misconception:

captainsnoop:

have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:

that’s because of scrooge mcduck

Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics

so basically this character

who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this

which means that every time you get horny for this

or for these guys

you’re actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker

No joke. 

please don’t fuck the duck

Now I read all this with my both eyes and now it is your turn

it gets better

a lil while ago, tezuka’s daughter unlocked his work desk

what was inside?

a whack load of furry and transformation porn including one of a woman turning into a boob snake, locked away for SPECIAL OCCASION

when you are fapping to anime tiddies, you are fapping to the legacy of a furry artist

All anime tiddies descend from a literal furry’s admiration of a Charles Dickens duck-AU fanfiction character.

postmarxed:

gaycholita:

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moosers:

wh……….

Hey uh if you go to that blog

And click that link

The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this

And that url takes you here

I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

Okay that binary translates to ascii code

Which then translates to this

So when we log in to that email account

There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder

The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it

so that link takes you to this youtube video

and if you scroll down theres only one comment

click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm

sunnysundown:

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

neurodivergent-crow:

lesbianshepard:

if a professor brags about how hard it is to pass their class then drop the class. they should not be proud of being bad at conveying information to students. you’re not paying thousands of dollars to fail. find a professor that wants you to pass.

THIS

flower-fille:

ruffgirlfromjakku:

flower-fille:

Lesbian/ace girl solidarity is when somebody’s like “how do you know he’s good-looking if you aren’t attracted to men???” And you look into the non-existent camera like you’re on the office

Lesbian/ace girl solidarity is also when your straight friend shows you an ugly rude piece of cheese boy, tells you ‘isnt he so hot??’, and you have three seconds to make your choice

I have to be honest here…you are 100% right, sorry straight girls

i-heart-hxh:

Mousepad scan

Translation of the Hunter alphabet writing on the back: 

“I’m not interested in broken toys”

“Fate appears to be changing, bit by bit”

zinnia-apologist:

Actually, Ratatouille is the dish’s name, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s monster.

hex-girlfriend:

An appropriate response